Really Funny

1.Do you ever notice that
when you’re driving,
anyone going slower than you is an idiot
and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

2.Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye
to atend nahi kerna ,
werna insan ban jaoge…
sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..
SO BE CAREFUL!!



3.Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->

4.Boy: I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,
Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U …

Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??

Boy: Not Now, Abhi Mummy Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi …

5.Misuse of English: Diagram in book was not clear. So Lady teacher drew diagram on blackboard & announced.
"Dont look at book figure. Look at my figure"

6.wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
husband: why??
wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "how to cook"!!

7.Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

1) 2 Aurate Chup chap Baithi Hai.

2) 1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3) Ganja Sardr

4) 2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue…

8.1 Saal Main
12 Mahiney
12 Mahino’n Me
365 Din
365 Din Me
8760 Ghnte
8760 Ghnton Me
525600 Mins
525600 Mins Me
525600 Lmhe
Aur
Har Lmhe Me 1 Dua

Light Na jaye

9.1 ladki ne coin dalke apna vajan dekha,58kg
Sandal utari,56kg
Jacket utari,53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg or coin khatam
1 bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke me dalunga!!!

10.Dr:Lets play a game
Er:No
D:i'll giv u Rs50 if u answr
E:No
D:k i'll giv 500if u answr n take 5if u dnt
E:k
D:2x2+45
E:49
E:Wht go up 2ledg n coms 3lgd
D:dnt Knw
E:giv 500
D:tell me answr
E:take Rs 5.

11.To Prove His LUV..

He Swam D DEEPEST Rivr!

Climbd D HIGHEST Mountin!

Crosd D HOTEST Desrt!

She-Divorcd Him…

Kabhi Ghar Pe To Hota Nhi Tha.

12.Jeeto:Ek baat kahun, par plz marna mat.

Santa: Bolo.

Jeeto: Me Pregnant hun!

Santa: It's a good News.

Jeeto: Shadi ke pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

13.Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?

Simple

Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!

14.Ek bar kitchen mein kaddai and cooker ki ladai ho gai.

Cooker: kadai kadai tum ek dam kali ho.

Kadhai: Agar mein kali hoon, phir tum mujhe sara din citi kion marte rehte ho.

15.Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har SMS Bhejne Se Pehle...

Service Center Wale Call Kar Ke Poochen...

Kheriat To Hai...

Ae Customer Aaj Tujhe Hua Kya Hai...??

16.Bijli Bord vich post nikli hai
salri “Rs:50000″ har roz milnge.
Kam koi nahi
bass “11kv” tar te GILLA kapra mar ke saaf karni hai.
BEST OF LUCK.

17.Why Indian girls are not in sports ?

(Fact: Only 10% girls play games like Tennis, chess, carrom etc)

bcoz ``90%'' girls are playing with boys!!!!!!!!!!

18.Man - aapke kitne bache hain.
Sardar - 13 hain
Man - 13 Bache!!!Itne kaise???
Sardar - maine shadi k waqt apni patni k baap se wada kiya tha ki use kavi khali pet nahi rakhunga.

19.Mein bilkul Sharif ho gya hu

1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu

Uske Paas mere dil k Chabi hai

Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba

Aur Tumhari 25vi Bhabhi hai !!!

20.Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won”t shut up long enough to build up pressure.


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